After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
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She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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