Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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