Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
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my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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