what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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