I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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