She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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