its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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