Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Did I show you my penis last night?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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