My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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