i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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