i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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