did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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