question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
