Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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