he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
