I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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