This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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