Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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