Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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