GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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