Soap is not a condiment
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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