We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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