There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
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i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
We need to get me chipped asap
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