I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
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Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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