hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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