Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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