Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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