You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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