Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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