my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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