Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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