We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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