What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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