he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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