it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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