i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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