One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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