i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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