I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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