Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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