awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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