haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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