hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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