Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
