I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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