I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
