he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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