I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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