going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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