is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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