my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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