he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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