So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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