I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
How does it feel to date your dad?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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