Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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